Update: Gloria now has about 37 teeth

Also, Michael won’t let me have a glitter wall in the dining room.

“So, hear me out.  We paint the dining room the previously agreed color, but instead of doing the fireplace wall with wallpaper, we do a GLITTER WALL??  I saw it on Pinterest.”

“What?  No.  Why would you think I’d want a glitter wall??”

“Well, I guess it’s not about what you want.  But I’m still nice enough to give you the option: floral wallpaper or glitter wall.”

“Ok, but you’re not going to like my choice.”

“Yes I am, because it’s going to be glitter wall.”

“I’m taking away the internet.”

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The worst smell in the entire world is spoiled formula.  I usually don’t like when people use such hyperbole, but in this case it’s ok because it’s true.  Yesterday I spent all day yelling at Kevin because I was sure that the bedroom was saturated with dog fart.  I searched for dog poop for half an hour.  It turns out there was a bottle that had rolled under the nightstand, and it was green. 

If you have an enemy that you want to destroy, and I mean utterly destroy, use spoiled formula.